omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

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theoriginaldoc:

contrast.

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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nbcparksandrec:

Word.

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

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This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

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hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

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axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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