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2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

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j-ustsaying:

Truly poetic.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Nathan’s parody songs in a deleted scene from Nathan For You.

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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You know when you’re supposed to be having a GREAT time, but you’re not, so it seems like your time is even worse by comparison? 

That’s where I’m at right now. 

2damnfeisty:

ursula-theseabitch:

So you telling me that the U.S has completely cured the American doctor with Ebola in 26 days and he’s being released today. While Africa has been dealing with it since the 70’s and they are still looking for a cure.

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Are we surprised?

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iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

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vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

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maultet:

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

FUCK SUBWAY

nbcparksandrec:

Andy understands us.

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