I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

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quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

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I almost thanked you for
teaching me something about survival
back there,
but then I remembered
that the ocean never
handed me the gift of swimming.
I gave it to myself.

Y.Z, what I forgot to remember (via rustyvoices)

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theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

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deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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barackobotm:

the american school system 

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flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

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dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

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wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

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Ok like help I wish there was a pill I could take that could make me get my shit together. And like… want to get it together. 

Why can’t I already be a 33 year old lawyer with a stable and sexy boyfriend